How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Vagina cream... end of story

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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