- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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