Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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SBB

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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