What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Women's rights.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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