- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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