hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A car walks into a bar.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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