Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Heskey time.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Your Mother

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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