a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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