How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

PIED NINNY!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Jack Stevens

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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