- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

you know whats not funny white boards.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Gay republicans

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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