- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

I was watching Fox news.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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