I shot a bitch.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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