Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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a black man pays his child support

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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You are joking right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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