- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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