- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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