- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Gingers.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Mogok Papiti.

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