- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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