- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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