- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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