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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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