If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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