- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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