- Anti Joke

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange? an orange

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

So, this joke isn't funny.