A woman is carried out of a bar.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Woman's Rights

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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