- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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