- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Indians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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