- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Horse.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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