What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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