- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

your no better than a cockroach

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

feminists.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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