A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

I was watching Fox news.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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