What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

I shot a bitch.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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