just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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