A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

penis

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I once did something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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