- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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