Rebecca Black.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What are annoying? Ads.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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