Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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