- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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