- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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