- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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