How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Daniel is a fag

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Face Hunter is scum

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Republicans

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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