Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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