- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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