- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Please don't shoot me

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

autsim

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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