What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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sorry got to poo

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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