why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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