- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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