How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I love alchohol!

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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