How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Me Neither.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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