- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What? Huh?

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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