- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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