Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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