- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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