roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why? Because.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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