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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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