Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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