Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Albino African Americans

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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