What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Latvia isn't a joke

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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