- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red, yup.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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