What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

I <3 Hitler

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Honk if you're Amish!

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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