- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

flavin's head

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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