Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Albino African Americans

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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