Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Wolfjob.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Half life 3 confirmed

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

can you pass the soap?

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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