What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Racial Equality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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