Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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