What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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it was all Tagart

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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