- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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