Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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