- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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