- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Men

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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