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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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