Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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