- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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