- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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