Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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well use a tissue!

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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