- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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