- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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