What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what is orange? an orange

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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