A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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it was all Tagart

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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