Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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