- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Good job, son.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Roses are flowers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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