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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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