why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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I had a submarine.... once

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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