- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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