- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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