Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A man walks into a bar

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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No soap radio

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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He--Hey guys

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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