A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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everyone dislike this

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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