- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Vagina cream... end of story

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Justin Bieber

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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