- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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