Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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