Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Black people.

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White NBA players.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

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